Carnivorous Plants: The Pitcher Plant

February 23rd, 2010 by admin Categories: Articles, Issue 9 No Responses
Carnivorous Plants: The Pitcher Plant

Sometimes you’re forced to take a look at nature and just wonder. Wonder why, how, and when Mother Nature got so darn creative. Continue Reading

Food Handling and Spoilage

January 18th, 2010 by admin Categories: Articles, Issue 9 No Responses
Food Handling and Spoilage

All foods spoil, though some degrade faster than others. This is a fact of life. Still, there are people who would disagree with this incontrovertible statement. We’re not sure, but these may be the same people that believe the world is flat. Continue Reading

How to Be a Bulldog: 10 Ways to Win Them Over

October 5th, 2009 by admin Categories: Articles, Issue 9 No Responses
How to Be a Bulldog: 10 Ways to Win Them Over

A bark to bark introspective by Beckett Smith

1. Humor Them

They expect nothing of you. Understand that to them, you’re just a bulldog. Use this knowledge to your advantage. See it from their perspective: you have genetic tendencies to develop hip dysphasia, cherry eye, skin allergies, Demodex, kneecap dislocation, heat stroke, sleep apnea, infected wrinkles, potential weight problems, and periodic bouts of lethargy and malaise. So what? It’s not as if you’ll develop all of those things. Little do they know that you can outmuscle and bulldoze over just about anyone or anything at will. You know this; they do not. Exploit this knowledge.

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